Things get a little crazy here at GrooveBoston during the Spring. In case you passed through the “O” before the summer started, we thought we would take a minute to clarify a few things you could have overheard:

1. “Dear Mariah Carey, no thanks.” — In direct response to Mariah’s springtime hot track Touch My Body, which has the most off-target title since Everybody Loves Raymond. I mean, come on… she’s like 50 now, right? Props to the kid who plays Kenneth on 30 Rock for making it into the video though.

2. “Yo Bobby, can you turn down Miley Cyrus for a second? I’m on the PHONE.” – Thousands of teenage girls across the country are HOOKED on their Miley… so is our Operations Director, and his sound system gets piped through the whole office.

3. “Did you see the new ____? We should probably buy like 12 of those.” — It doesn’t matter what the thing is. We LOVE new toys that can make your parties bigger and cooler. And soda. We like soda in the fridge.

4. “What if we skipped the hotel, and just parked a tour bus on the lawn?” — We’re always trying out creative solutions to problems, especially when they involve tour buses and hot showers within 100ft of the stage.

5. “[Answering the phone] GrooveBoston, this is Ben. Yes, we do need that much power.” – Big dance clubs need LOTS of power… ’nuff said.

6. “SHHHHAAAZZZZAAAMMMM!” – Not really sure how this one started. I haven’t seen a magic show in years. Nevertheless, we usually shout this bad boy to express excitement, announce a completed project, or just to make a bold entrance into the office. Yeah. It’s been a long spring…